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How can I send a text to an email when this PITA Helio converts it to email msg, not text? Join or Log In to answer.

-streetman (35Q / 7A)
Wed May 28, 2008 8:03am

It worked!!! Woo Hoooo!

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Wed May 28, 2008 8:31am

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Funniest joke that comes to mind Join or Log In to answer.

-Laces (1Q / 3A)
Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:02am

Nothing personal, but... "Your mom!" :P

-Miker1st (2Q / 38A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:03am

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http://xkcd.com/366/

-lindabot (10Q / 62A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 8:21am

2 muffins are baking in an oven. 1 muffin turns to the other & asks as a means of breaking the ice, "so, is it hot enough in here for ya?" the other muffin shrieks "HOLY SHIT, a talking muffin!"

-lindabot (10Q / 62A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:13am

I always love to use "That's what she said" after something that can be turned into a sexual innuendo

-MattEvans16 (7Q / 121A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:13am

Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.
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If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

-Dibs (0Q / 510A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:29am

A baby seal walks into a club.

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:43am

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hahaha! short, simple, yet good!

-MattEvans16 (7Q / 121A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:49am

Two men walked into a bar. The third man ducked.

-bethie (152Q / 516A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 1:40am

A blonde walks into a bar.
Thunk!

-Fixitfox (0Q / 247A) Fri Jan 4, 2008 12:45pm

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what is the closest three bars to this address? Join or Log In to answer.

-JGmodeltalent (260Q / 0A)
Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:11am

"closest three bars to this address" -- which address you mean ?

-Duckie (0Q / 806A) Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:14am

You're drunk, and looking for yet one more bar tonight, aren't you? It's cool, I've been there...wherever there is.

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:36am

Actually no! The man who Is supposed to pick up his kid that I am babysitting is missing and I know he is at the bar around his house

-JGmodeltalent (260Q / 0A) Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:39am

You didn't provide an address. Closest to what address?

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Mon Dec 31, 2007 12:44am

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What is the alcohol content of Alpha(?) claws(?)? Join or Log In to answer.

-streetman (35Q / 7A)
Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:11pm via Jott

You mean Three Floyds Alpha Claus Christmas Porter, right?
it's 7.5%

-TransAm (7Q / 759A) Fri Dec 21, 2007 5:17pm

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Transam, if you got that porter from "alpha claws", you're freakin' amazing. nice work.

-elvis (80Q / 431A) Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:11pm

(To elvis)
Well i figured it was some sort of holiday alcohol. Thanks!

-TransAm (7Q / 759A) Fri Dec 21, 2007 6:29pm

Yes, that's the one! I jotted it from a bar full of noisy drunks. It's a tasty one from a small brewery in Indiana. Thanks!

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Sat Dec 22, 2007 1:55pm

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What's Enron's latest share price? Join or Log In to answer.

-deusnoctum (26Q / 24A)
Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:12pm

Less than $1 is all i could find.

-Dibs (0Q / 510A) Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:29pm

.10 or .01, depending on which "Enron" you're speaking of. The company is gone, aside from a shell, and they're simply selling assets. Therefore, it's all going to be worth $0 soon.

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:59pm

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Cell phone got wet how in the oven and the degrees Join or Log In to answer.

-bballpimpen11 (202Q / 2A)
Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:08pm

Remove the battery, and let it AIR dry; NOT in the oven.

-streetman (35Q / 7A) Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:30pm

Agreed! No oven, use a hair dryer if you must, but not high heat and not close to it. Best to let air dry.

-Dibs (0Q / 510A) Mon Dec 17, 2007 10:31pm

the trick is to dip it in rubbing alcohol then let it bake in the oven at 130 or 140 degrees for a couple hours.

-slikwacko (0Q / 2415A) Tue Dec 18, 2007 1:15am

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