It is impossible to be missed by an inanimate object. If you are weak, the reverse is not true.
-Mon Dec 10, 2007 2:01pm (Permalink)

When someone smiles at me, all I see is a chimpanzee begging for its life.
-Thu Nov 15, 2007 1:45pm (Permalink)

You try and hurt Mozart? You’re gonna get a bullet in your head courtesy of Butch Cassidy.
-Wed Nov 14, 2007 8:26am (Permalink)

Chard is often called "swiss chard" because it is from Switzerland and the the swiss eat it like candy. I wish I could grow candy.
-Thu Nov 8, 2007 11:32am (Permalink)

In the wild, health care is, 'Ow, I hurt my leg. I can't run. A lion eats me. I'm dead.' Well, I'm not dead. I'm the lion. You're dead.
-Wed Nov 7, 2007 7:14pm (Permalink)

Currently working on my exercise abdominal ball. It is the ultimate form of workout. Works out your entire core. You should get one.
-Wed Nov 7, 2007 11:38am (Permalink)