Rachel Barton Pine

I'm scared as hell from velociraptors. http://xkcd.com/87/

A hillbilly family took a vacation to New York City. One day, the father took his son into a large building. They were amazed by everything they saw, especially the elevator at one end of the lobby. The boy asked, "What's this, Paw?"

The father responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life. I don't know what it is!"
While the boy and his father were watching in wide-eyed astonishment, an old lady in a wheelchair rolled up to the moving walls and

pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights above the walls light up. The walls opened again,

and a voluptuous twenty-four-year old woman stepped out. The father turned to his son and said, "Go get your maw!"

Q: Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
A: If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan!

close to 100K

They were discontinued in 1999. They were special-order only and cost roughly 75,000. Someone was selling one on fredmiranda.com for 40,000.

He was Jewish

http://www.adherents.com/people/pe/Albert_Einstein.html

Albert Einstein was born into a Jewish family and had a lifelong respect for his Jewish heritage.But during most of his life Einstein was not a practicing Jew.

to be more specific Albert Einstein was a Ashkenazi Jewish

Interesting site:
http://www.sacred-texts.com/aor/einstein/index.htm